Monday, November 19, 2007

test #2

clang clang clang clang clang clang trimbal1 trimbal2 bucket bucket bucket

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Piece test

clang clang trimbal1 telbel telbel bucket clang bucket bucket trimbal2 trimbal3 clang

Thursday, March 1, 2007

nodOff();


void nodOff(){
if (Neck.angle < 180)
Neck.angle++;
}

else if (Neck.angle > 180){
Neck.angle--;
}

else {
}
}

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

theEmail();


theEmail(){
//set attention span to 30 seconds
var int attentionSpan = 30;
for (int i=0; i++; i < attentionSpan){
me.do("work");
}
checkEmail();
if (email.content == "new")
then me.replyImmediately();
else if (email.content != "new")
then me.theEmail();
}

Monday, February 12, 2007

listenIntently();


function listenIntently() {
start:
input("whatever");
delay(5000);
return "what?";
goto "start";
}

function eatChip();



int numberOfChips = 60;

for (i=0; i <= numberOfChips, i++){
if (Fingers.greasy != 1){
eatNextChip();
}
else if (Fingers.greasy == 1){
Pants.wipeFingers();
Fingers.greasy = 0;
}
}

SleepAtDesk();


function sleepAtDesk() {
var distance = 48; //apprx 2 feet btwn head and desk
while (distance >= 0){
drool();
distance = distance - 1;
}
random (0, 1);
if (random == 0)
headDownSleep();
elseif (random ==1)
snort();
sleepAtDesk(); // return to beginning of function
}

Friday, February 9, 2007

Girlfriend();


function girlfriend.ask(question) {
switch (question) {
case "Do I look fat in this?": {
return null;
break
}
case "Is this lipstick on your shirt": {
return "We need to talk."
break
}
case "we need to talk": {
return "I love you.";
break
}
}
}

Law and Order


tv.power = "on";
tv.channel = "TNT";
while (tv.channel.content == "Law&Order"){
if (tv.channel.content.type == "Original")
couch.sit();
elseif (tv.channel.content.type == "SVU")
couch.sit();
elseif (tv.channel.content.type == "CriminalIntent")
tv.power = "off";
}

Thursday, February 8, 2007

Nothing Script


while (vacation == true){
void nothing();
me.watchPaintDry();
me.ingest(beer);
}