test #2
clang clang clang clang clang clang trimbal1 trimbal2 bucket bucket bucket
A new language for drinking and doing nothing in general.
clang clang clang clang clang clang trimbal1 trimbal2 bucket bucket bucket
Posted by Oso at 5:59 PM 0 comments
clang clang trimbal1 telbel telbel bucket clang bucket bucket trimbal2 trimbal3 clang
Posted by Oso at 6:34 PM 0 comments
void nodOff(){
if (Neck.angle < 180)
Neck.angle++;
}
else if (Neck.angle > 180){
Neck.angle--;
}
else {
}
}
Posted by Oso at 11:40 AM 0 comments
Labels: sleep, VacationScript, work
theEmail(){
//set attention span to 30 seconds
var int attentionSpan = 30;
for (int i=0; i++; i < attentionSpan){
me.do("work");
}
checkEmail();
if (email.content == "new")
then me.replyImmediately();
else if (email.content != "new")
then me.theEmail();
}
Posted by Mr.Nomoniker at 4:31 PM 0 comments
function listenIntently() {
start:
input("whatever");
delay(5000);
return "what?";
goto "start";
}
Posted by Mr.Nomoniker at 12:25 PM 0 comments
Labels: what?
int numberOfChips = 60;
for (i=0; i <= numberOfChips, i++){
if (Fingers.greasy != 1){
eatNextChip();
}
else if (Fingers.greasy == 1){
Pants.wipeFingers();
Fingers.greasy = 0;
}
}
Posted by Oso at 9:42 AM 0 comments
function sleepAtDesk() {
var distance = 48; //apprx 2 feet btwn head and desk
while (distance >= 0){
drool();
distance = distance - 1;
}
random (0, 1);
if (random == 0)
headDownSleep();
elseif (random ==1)
snort();
sleepAtDesk(); // return to beginning of function
}
Posted by Mr.Nomoniker at 8:41 AM 0 comments
function girlfriend.ask(question) {
switch (question) {
case "Do I look fat in this?": {
return null;
break
}
case "Is this lipstick on your shirt": {
return "We need to talk."
break
}
case "we need to talk": {
return "I love you.";
break
}
}
}
Posted by P. Seud O'Nym at 10:27 AM 0 comments
Labels: girls, relationship
tv.power = "on";
tv.channel = "TNT";
while (tv.channel.content == "Law&Order"){
if (tv.channel.content.type == "Original")
couch.sit();
elseif (tv.channel.content.type == "SVU")
couch.sit();
elseif (tv.channel.content.type == "CriminalIntent")
tv.power = "off";
}
Posted by Mr.Nomoniker at 7:31 AM 0 comments
Labels: Criminal Justice, Law and Order, TV
while (vacation == true){
void nothing();
me.watchPaintDry();
me.ingest(beer);
}
Posted by Mr.Nomoniker at 11:43 AM 0 comments