test #2

clang clang clang clang clang clang trimbal1 trimbal2 bucket bucket bucket

Piece test

clang clang trimbal1 telbel telbel bucket clang bucket bucket trimbal2 trimbal3 clang

nodOff();

void nodOff(){
     if (Neck.angle < 180)
          Neck.angle++;
     }

     else if (Neck.angle > 180){
          Neck.angle--;
     }

     else {
     }
}

theEmail();

theEmail(){
   //set attention span to 30 seconds
   var int attentionSpan = 30;  
   for (int i=0; i++; i < attentionSpan){
      me.do("work");
   }
   checkEmail();
   if (email.content == "new")
      then   me.replyImmediately();
   else if  (email.content != "new")
      then   me.theEmail();   
 }

listenIntently();

function listenIntently() {
start:
   input("whatever");
   delay(5000);
   return "what?";
goto "start";
}

function eatChip();

int numberOfChips = 60;

for (i=0; i <= numberOfChips, i++){
     if (Fingers.greasy != 1){
          eatNextChip();
     }
     else if (Fingers.greasy == 1){
          Pants.wipeFingers();
          Fingers.greasy = 0;
     }
}

SleepAtDesk();

function sleepAtDesk() {
var distance = 48;      //apprx 2 feet btwn head and desk
while (distance >= 0){
      drool();
      distance = distance - 1;
   }
   random (0, 1);
   if (random == 0)
      headDownSleep();
   elseif (random ==1)
      snort();
      sleepAtDesk();      // return to beginning of function
}

Girlfriend();

function girlfriend.ask(question) {
switch (question) {
  case "Do I look fat in this?": {
    return null;
    break
  }
  case "Is this lipstick on your shirt": {
    return "We need to talk."
    break
  }
  case "we need to talk": {
    return "I love you.";
    break
  }
}
}

Law and Order

tv.power = "on";
tv.channel = "TNT";
while (tv.channel.content == "Law&Order"){
    if (tv.channel.content.type == "Original")
        couch.sit();
    elseif (tv.channel.content.type == "SVU")
        couch.sit();
    elseif (tv.channel.content.type == "CriminalIntent")
        tv.power = "off";
}

Nothing Script

while (vacation == true){
   void nothing();
   me.watchPaintDry();
   me.ingest(beer);
}

Coffee Revised for People who sleep very little

public function(var person:Human, var awake:Boolean){
    if(person == Awake)          {
            /* methods referrring to the coffee class */   
            coffee.drink();
        cupsOfCoffee++;
} else{
    coffee.monkeycoffee();
    }
}

Cob.Eat()

for (int i=0; i++; i<cob.rows(i).length)
    for(int j=0; j++; j<cob.rows()) {
       Bite();
       Chew();
    }
Floss();

Slack

while (coworkers.looking = 0){
   me.slack();
}

coffee();

if (time < 7:30AM){
     do{
          coffee.drink();
          cupsOfCoffee++;
       }while (cupsOfCoffee < (7:30AM - time))

The Beach

if (me.location = "beach"){
   while (1){
     toes.PutInSand();
     toes.Wiggle();
   }
}

Force Office to Close

forceOfficeToClose(){
    if(office == busy){
        /* Using method from enragedWorker Class */
        enragedWorker.makeFire();
    }
    else{
       office = normal;
    }
}

ski resort

if(skiResort.snowLength >= 12)
{
    self.ignore(job);
    self.pack(skiEquipment);
    self.travel(skiResort);
    self.ski();
}

At the Bar

if (girl.oddsOfSex > 0)
   girl.buyDrink();
elseif (girl.attractive == very)
   girl.buyDrink();
elseif (me.drunk == very)
   girl.buyDrink();
else
   girl.pretendIHaveNoMoney();

fakeFlu();

if (feelOK == TRUE && wannaStayHome == TRUE){
     punchSelf(stomach);
     callBoss();
     returnToCouch();
}

Watching all the girls

if (fieldOfVision.girls == true){
 if (fieldOfVision.girls.age > 18)
  stareAtGirls();
 else
  lookForOlderSister();
 }
}

pizza();

do{
     eatSlice();
}while (seeDouble == TRUE && burp == brooklynLager);

feed();

if (Couch.popcorn == 0){
    Me.moveTo(kitchen);
    Me.eat(macAndCheese);
    Me.returnToCouch();
}

Tequilla.drink();

var MrNo = tequilla.drink();

for (i < MrNo.nausea.onset.value){
 MrNo.drink(i);
 i++;
}

First example

for (Me.clock = noon; Me.clock < 5PM; Me.clock++){
     Me.hitSnooze = TRUE;
     Me.sleep();
}